Douche Bag Message of the Day "sex sex sex sex sex"

Received a message from a lovely gentleman today named Clam-Man.  In his profile I read the following statement:

"My favorite thing to do is sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.lol Just saying.Its the only thing in this world thats free.lolYou can ignore that last sentance,i was thinking out loud."

No thanks Clam-Man!

Pure Cheese

I like to be complimented as much as the next girl, but receiving messages of pure cheese from strangers is not a turn on.  Men of the internet please stop sending cheesy messages to girls you don't know, it is not a turn on.

Today's cheesy message:

"Hey gorgeous... If god mad something more beautiful then you, well he kept it for himself...I'm from Moncton but I'll be in halifax next week on Tuesday and Wednesday, It would be nice to meet someone that could show me arround, if your interested drop me a line..."

Yeah just what I want a long distance bootie call with a guy who can't spell.

Douche Bag Message of the Day: Cheating Bastard

This is the message I got today...friggin' loser.

 

I know I'm married and all but damn I wish. I looooove teachers. Theyre so bad!

 

Here is his profile.

 

Well what to say. I'm married. Glad that's out of the way. I'm on here because my life is wonderful. Honestly it really is! I want to meet new people to just go for drives with listening to a good newly minted cd or to just go out and sit at timmies and yap about nothing important over a coffee. I'm happily married but due to work I want friends away from my co workers. I also am not a bar star so I don't meet anyone anymore. I don't want people I know to know I'm here so if I like you and think we will meet in person only then will I send a picture. I also don't want my wife knowing im on here because if we get along I may agree to have a playful relationship on top of hanging out. Don't judge....it's fun....you can be happily married and still play!

I don't usually respond to these losers but today I was annoyed so here is my response to this asshole:

I think men like you are disgusting.  I would rather die than spend even one minute with you.  You should be thankful for your lovely wife...I am sure you don't deserve her.

Douche Bag Message of the Day (Prada Boy)x2

Another loser who definately doesn't know how to approach a lady.

Message #1           mmm whats up babe msg me back if intrested (July 1)

Of course I didn't respond to message number one so naturally this message appears in my inbox four days later.

Message #2           mmm whats up baby msg me back if intrested (July 5)

I suppose he just copies and pastes the same lame message into everyone's inbox....same incorrect spelling and lack of punctuation each time (the obvious cheese factor goes without saying).

Idiot.

Douche Bag Message of the Day (FlaccidFish)

This is some of the shit guys will write you hoping to get laid.  Seriously?  Who responds to this? 

"hey wanna get together and have some fun? we can start off with me going down on you and then take it from there ;) so what do you say? wanna have some fun with me tonight? well get back to me and it better be a yes ;)"

Good luck buddy.